Hrm... I bet you could make an awesome open faced egg sandwich with just sausage patty instead of bread.

You know, like eggs benedict but without the bread.

Fry up a patty, toss on some bacon and cheese, top it with a poached or fried egg.

A little hot sauce.

Maybe hollandaise sauce.

If only I didn't hate cooking.

u sure about that? you seem to know your way around a kitchen.

... I'm guessing you're the "stay at home" partner?

I know a lot about women and communism, too. Don't much like them, either.

Yep, you got it. I'm the stay at home partner.

Me and my bon bons and my shows.

nice

low carb bon bons, by the way.

I've been wondering how to make cold brew coffee

It's so much more chocolatey than normal coffee. So good.

you make coffee with cold water

Okay, so, not to be a fucker, but Cook's Illustrated is supposed to have a recipe that makes amazing french press cold brew coffee but it's in the magazine I didn't buy and is hidden behind a paywall that I'm not willing to get past.

You know, for one fucking recipe.

https://www.cooksillustrated.com/articles/86-how-to-make-cold-brew-coffee

That one?

👏 👏 👏

but slowly

Either that's the wrong recipe, or Xychotic gave up on life

Link didn't give me anything.

What

Dude what

grr, I got past the little flavor article to the actual instructions.

If you want, I could DM a screenshot

I was going to share a public link to a document 😂

Go ahead.

Im not spending 24 hours for a cup of joe

It's not "a cup of joe"

It's a container of cold brew concentrate.

It serves 3.

Lmao

so send it?

Yes

Same recipe as cook's illustrated?

If you can help me make 1.5L worth of cold brew, Ill do it

Wait, I got it, I got it, sheesh

Im the caffeine addict here