When I finally get to clean the commies and non-believers from the Earth<:CRUSADEE:585703763126255641>

I won't judge you heretic

Lmao

Tfw Catholics only allow you to build alters ontop of a grave stone

Time for a crusade?

Tfw you need permission to take communion at another church so u don't go to hell

Tfw you have to hope your Lord and saviour is mommies lil bitch and can't say no to her so she can twist his hand into forgiving you

At least Catholicism preserved religion until all of Christianity started cucking

RIP

Tfw you literally worship women

I'd still say that Catholicism has done way more to uphold traditions

#justcatholicthings

Worship Mary as the creator of Jesus she is the one true god, worship God Mary and her daughters
#justcatholicdoctrinalteachings

True but its so infiltrated with gays trans and women that its not even close to what it was back in the 50s

God Mary was coined in like the 1600's

I don't really care about the difference between Catholic and Protestant beliefs. But the church being centralized helped a lot

Fuck a prostitute it's better than lasting after your wife
#justcatholicdoctrin

It's not divorce cause you see you didn't use your special secret name and had your fingers crossed so abandon your entire other family. No those aren't really your children after all you weren't really married cause of the special secret name so that doesn't count
#justcatholicdoctrine

Honestly I like the concept of a crusade.

God is female
#justcatholixdoctrine

You can't really go wrong with a crusade unless the crusader themselves are greedy assholes

Let's cut off the only real sex organ men have so they can't get aroused
#justcatholicdoctrine

thats not really a Catholic thing though

Americans do it

Yes rape and kill for this random city that won't in any way lead to stability and have all your sins forgiven, as long as you don't think for yourself
#justcatholicdoctrine

I think it's funny how Buddhists say women can't reach true enlightenment

Nah man taking back the holly land is the shit

The buddah chad

Yes the wife is meant to be lead but that means serving her
#modernchristians

Frankly, I'd love it if my sins were forgiven by fighting in the field of battle.

And it makes sense

Yes ik God technically blessed Friday evening to Sat evening as the sabbath but I prefer all of Sunday so I am moving it as God himself
#justpopethings

Anywho ima bounce

And yes I can back up every last one of those statements

Catholicism has done some good

And a mountain of bad

You're really being nitpicky

lol

Calm down edgy atheist

Lmao

Protestantism also went the same, they forget God called people to do specific things not to go so far avoiding one extreme that they run head first into another