"Hey babe come over"
Can't I'm cleaning guns
"My parents aren't home"
....I said I'm cleaning guns. You're more than welcome to come help

lol that's what I would say too I ain't a simp

'Twas the night before deposition, when all through the jail house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a security mouse;
The inmates were locked up, to protect them from harm,
The cameras turned off, and too, the alarms.

The guards were both nestled all snug in their chairs,
While visions of Benjamin's danced in the air;
With Hillary in her hoodie, and Bill in his cap,
They arrived to put someone on a long winter's dirt-nap

When out of the shadows they came in a scurry,
Through the locks and security, they passed in a hurry.
Away to the cell they did fly like a flash,
they threw open the cell with an ominous crash.

The moon through bars gave a terrible glow,
Like the luster of death to their victim below,
When what to his sleep-filled eyes should appear,
But his good buddy Bill and his nightmarish dear.

With the speed of two demons they went right to work,
As their gnarled bony hands crushed his throat with a jerk.
More rapid than gossip, his end, it had come,
as he hissed his last breath, and called out to his chum.

"Now, Murderer, now Killer, now two-headed demon!
You self-serving duo, you treasonous cretins,
I know I have dirt, that could ruin both your lives,
But to turncoat on you would be simply unwise!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
His plea's may as well have been spoken to the sky
They gave him no heed but kept tightening their grip,
with strength only demonic possession can give.

And then, in a twinkling, his light, it went out,
as the pair held that grip till his bones did give out.
Then they drew back their hands and were turning around,
as halls echoed death-throws, but none heard a sound.

They were dressed all in black from their heads to their feet,
not a word had been spoken as they tied up that sheet.
A bundled up sheet they had twisted and tied,
to convince all the masses of how he had died.

His eyes were now glazed, and they knew what to do,
with his cheeks turning ashen, his lips turning blue.
His mouth was wide open, his jaw hanging low,
as over the bedpost, the sheet they did throw.

The body let out one last hiss through it's teeth,
as the evil inside slithered out of this leech.
They took one last look to make sure he was dead,
then she laughed as her eyes were rolled back in her head.

He was chubby and plump, and alright with himself,
as he laughed then as well, as he feared for his health.
With a wink of her eye and a twist of her head,
she had given a look that said "laugh, or you're dead".

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
and cleaned up the crime scene, in case someone should look.
As he laid a finger along side of his nose,
he said "that'll do nicely, for this job I suppose";

Then they sprang to the door and were soon far away,
Just another appointment on their calendar that day.
Had the cameras been on, then we all could have seen,
The "suicide hanging of Jeffery Epstein".

Ah yes, a bit of light reading

so, what did you think. sketchy i know, but I always like feedback

Actually really good lol

You made that?

yeah

last year, but didn't really know where to put it out

I say it’s so good you should post it on Facebook

tried to get mark dice to use it in one of his vids

Yeah it’s really really good

Probably too long for him

But good work

thanks

not many people will see it in here, but its text and I can't post that in a meme channel

wanted to get it into the running for next meme of the week,

You could try posting it on thedonald.win or r/DonaldTrump and then it might show up in a WatchMAGA video

but it doesn't really fit the category. I actually just want Zed to see it

has anyone else been randomly banned on youtube lately?

Not me

Though WatchMAGA does video clips mostly so you'd have a better shot if you made a video version of it

k

So I post this meme and it gets taken down, but someone else posts it later and it gets to stay up... Is that bias, discrimination, or merely jack-assery? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/707963490526298112/791517603779837962/20201223_230630.jpg

Not banned but can’t leave comments.

I’m also not getting any notifications.

I think Zed is going to highly dislike me very soon lol

@TheNsa Is that Manchin?

Idk

@TioMario got a notification of a full ban and thought they were starting the banning so soon. Only listen to music in my car with youtube and watch conservative talking points. And they won't say why and there's a clause that allows them to not say anything so they can't be sued.

Sounds like Ass covering to me

Besides, if they’re so great, then why are they censoring people?

discord rules

they keep changing the rules of for all discord servers

theres like limited selection of options to use other than this platform where u can do the nearly same exact things on

guilded for example, doesn't allow mouse 'copy&paste' option...u have to cntrl v everything to upload memes/content

I hate TRUNALIMUNUMAZPRZURE.
he said, TRU-INTER-DE-NASH-OF-ER-DE-PRESSURE

We choose Truth over Facts.

I've seen this meme, in this discord like 8 times... maybe that's why?