He's not raping who you think he is

i remember the phrase "it's a free country" when someone would say some dumb shit

I still say that lol

They just get triggered

i have not heard that in years

Do you yell surprise?

@Mr.Black dude, this guy called me out this morning for jaywalking. He was like, "when I was a kid I used to think that was jaywalking" I'm like bitch, it is jaywalking and you're The only one in the entire city who gives a shit

not since i was like in middle school lol

Does her mind break after some coaxing and hearts develop in her eyes?

I only yell surprise when I see a Chechen

@ResolvingParadox13 was it a cop? because if it wasn't i would tell him to get bent

no one cares about j-walking unless your a cop looking for quota tickets

@Jack Mehoff you just gotta coax them. Every woman likes the hair over the eyes and no condom

@Mr.Black the cars don't like it. Thats why sometimes they give you a 60 mile an hour smack

Tell her to smell the chloroform boi

on the booty
*OwO*

true, but i mean most people can make it across the street if your not a idiot

@Mr.Black idk actually. The only thing I actually said verbally was " okay sorry" cuz I was wearing my work badge

ahhh that's probably for the best

Poo bear has run out of fucks to give

Im going Christopher Robin on your ass

hahaha

I tried that as a photographer one time, I guarantee it does not work

uh oh

Lol

I would not mind the chick on the right tho

Sam?

That her name?

Jennette McCurdy

All them girls go crazy. Disney is a thotification machine

well

who needed ears anyways

hahahaha

you shouldn't have clicked

@Mr.Black. Just keep scrolling

you knew what it would be

@ManOWar. I see boobs

I click