They won’t fall for that one

^lmao

ngl, if the zombie apocalypse happens in my life time, I am more worried about fatties steeling my chow than some mangled corpse eating my brains 😂

how bout yall?

just remember, all you have to do is mildly jog

Shoot them lol

Well they would probably die first

The most extreme left seems to consist of eithor sickly thin or onsurdly obese

no no don't waste the ammo

Or that 😂

🤣

Well there isn’t any in between

@CyberSpacePirate duh muscles are the sign of the patriarchy

Dont forget the...soft boys

is that a Krag?

they don't exercise like we do xD

@CyberSpacePirate soyboys is the proper term <:KEK:726877368601411624>

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I lived in Portland for two years... seen some shit

I bet. o-o

amazingly their gun laws aren't too crazy

well, back then. idk about now

I am stuck in NOVA rn. its not as bad as portland or nyc, but its weird. Low-key have a cat-girl in my class year. xD

what the fuck?

Also if yall wanna store drinks im your vehicles but its winter. Keep gaterade because it doesnt freeze

@sixfivebyfiftyfive <:KEK:726877368601411624> she wants the fish... sticks.. or somethin. bad joke

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bro, its so sad. She is legitimately pretty, but then she goes and pretends she's a fucking animal <:KEK:726877368601411624>

@sixfivebyfiftyfive just put a leash on her

and tell her she's been a bad cat

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Uhm..

ye?

don't blame me

it's been a lonely quarantine

"If they want to be animals then they can be hunted like animals"

-some guy

eh, but now the left is campaigning for "animal rights" as if they were our fucking equals. xD

Me when semi autos get banned

i dont think that is CA legal good sir