Ok

he keeps threatening to destroy my town, so I've kepy building defenses

luckily an ocean seperates us

so I have time to reacty

If you have time you could grab some gasts and use those

good idea

I can try

Or blazes

I've also been making crossbow fireworks

I can stop him if he's not in elytra but if he is he just flies pasy

I have a one-hit bow

Cool idea get a bunch of staimed glass and make it like a force field type thing

ooh

good idea

just slams into it

only works once though

but still good idea

And the coolness factor

yea

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dog-dance-cool-dancing-smooth-gif-11322484

I've built lots of fake military bases for a psychological scare

also an entire fleet of warships

but since they dont work they cant effect anyone

Start a huge raid in his base also

yeah

good idea

take his weapons

I have a well-trained pvper as a friend and my closest ally on the world

my country has 4 other citizens, my enemy is alone

we have a whole government thing

I might make some upward facing tnt cannons

as flak

Darn now I want to get on and help stinks that its lan

yeah

no worries

But tnt cannons would work

besides, I'm not exactly allowed to play with anyone I've never met in real person

its a strange rule in my household

Ya i understand that

"everyone on the web is a pervert" no only 70%

I'm not a weirdo