fuck man..

and you know...

she cheated on my dad

He must have been really successful, and she was probably quite the looker

or so i suspect

successful, but a huge beta .

right, textbook

and my mom is asian...

but... i dont think she is a looker

Wait.

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well, she was to him them

then*

or he was desperate? idk

anyways, doesn't matter, the $ amount is sickening

the divorce was like... a blind side

no one expected it

was out of no where...

honestly, i believe she did it because all of her friends were getting divorces

100% i do not know any couples (of my parents generation) that is not divorced.

she claims that he cheated on her...

but...

during the divorce, she was trying to get me to testify against him, with bullshit lies.

i flat out said, no he didnt do that...

she was spewing shit out like...

"he's cheating, cause... he come home late"

"and he's a drunk and alcoholic cause he drinks a beer once a week"

type thing

omg.

Women influenced by America tend to become hoes

~5 years later... after divorce...

she asks me and my sister for dna tests

and that' s when i figured it out

she cheated on my dad.

when i asked why, she wanted us to do dna tests...

she said, "oh you know, just making sure that your my kid"

which of course... she is the mother... thus, a complete lie

but when women lie... its usually near the truth.

thus i suspect she cheated.

jesus..

well my parents are still together