Knowing youre a low carb guy

scary as fuck

Why do people eat gold

Why

Because they are pretentious.

Its just dumb

cause i need to smuggle it without the government finding it

I had gone carnivore for a week and then decided to try to have a salad and was constipated for a week.

Shredded gold on their ceviche

Why you mad

Because plants are poison.

Isn't there that vodka with gold flakes in it?

hmmmmn

how about...

probiotics?

*ft knox wants to know your location*

You don't need probiotics if you don't eat the plants that need the biotics to process them.

https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/p/26450/gold-flakes-supreme-vodka

got IBS?

Lol mustve been fun @Xychotic

No. Just diabetes.

That's dumb.

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Man, it was brutal.

find it weird, to get constipated from meat.

doesnt happen for me 😛

Not constipated from meat, constipated from salad after going carnivore for a week.

weird

i see

While carnivore, I was regular and had a clean balloon knot after.

Carnivore was great, just boring.

gotch ya

Balloon knot ready for service

Don't think I was losing weight, though.

infinity war>endgame

I'm fat, how did you guys manage to fast for 7 Days?

discipline

😛

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jeez, why would you fast for 7 days?

Have a drink that fulfills your needs for electrolytes