No point

They'll call my rocket CGI

Lmao

True

Say Vladimir, my man. Can you do me a favor?

What

I know you have a ton of RD-180s left over

And you sell them

Can I have one

Sure

Imma launch a ballistic missile with that on top

So it gets delivered in 10 mins

That reminds me when Elon Musk tried to purchase russian ICBMs

To launch his greenhouse

Wait rly

Lmao

Yes

lmaooo

Man imma launch icbms to nuke mars

the ambitions of this guy

Then he came home and created space X

capitalism baby

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.inverse.com/article/34976-spacex-ceo-elon-musk-tried-to-buy-icbm-rockets-from-russia/amp

They essentially made fun of him

And spit on him

and he pulled one of the biggest no u cards

launching americans back on american soil

musk 2024

With the most advanced rockets in the world

^^

I thought we couldn't get to mars in my lifetime when I saw the last shuttle launch

Not anymore

Heck we'll probabaly get there within a decade or two or even sooner

Yeah

Well 1st we should nuke it

A lot

Yes nuking the poles will be necessary to heat up the planet

Also FYI for all the people saying it's dumb

We have hazmat suits lol

Remeber on mars the surface radiation is really high

Because the atmosphere isn't blocking out radiation as well