the moon is the headquarters that control "women"

thats why theres no apollo missions anymore

> There are mice men up there
@ThiccSpicyGenderRevealParty are you a mice man

no

i ate some moon cheese though

they were not pleased about it

I ate moon cheese and it went right to my thighs.

Them mice men are stingy

Thicc Nancy

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It went right to my stomach

see they put a microchip in our heads to think that these "women" are attractive

i told them that if i wanted to eat moon cheese i could and then they promptly kicked me off the moon

and gay people are actually just straight people

From the damn moon base

When in reality we're all gay @Memologist Ph.D.

9/10 fact checkers agree

and we're the real gay people

Guys i just had a shower thought

all women are a gay and all men lesbian

Why do you have your phone in the shower that's dangerous

and lesbians are just "women" with faulty programming

> What do you have your phone in the shower that's dangerous
@SomeSouthernGuy shower thoughts are just the kind of thoughts you have in the shower

Hot faulty programming

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no

women are not hot

because they are not real

Oops that was my liberal overlord speaking

Yes I like the dick and nut balls

good

ive tried to remove the microchip from myself

We have to fight the microchip that makes us think that women are attractive

but its super deep in there and i cant get it

Watch out it might kill you

Just as long as the government doesn't say execute order 66

Yea with their.. thicc thighs and huge swinging thangs

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wot

Yea women, gross ew