He wouldn't

Michael Obama is a dude

They never said that

There is a lot of evidence to suggest Michael Obama is a dude

Just look at him

That one ellen dancing video showing her dong

Yes

Obama accidentally calling him Michael instead of Michelle

Adam's apple

And the lack of any preggo pics

Any one could be suspicious, but together, they make it very likely that Michelle is a dude

https://tenor.com/view/all-of-this-pointing-up-there-see-this-gif-14720503

And he has a very manly figure

That one video of the guys saying they went on a date with Obama isn't reliable on it's own, but combined with all the above information, It could definitely be true.

This is taking when your spouse has bigger balls than you to a quite literal level <:KEK:726877368601411624>

lol

I honestly thought having two daughters proved that Michelle Obama wasn't a man, but the lack of Preg pics puts that in doubt. They could be adopted, or one of their daughters.

Yea

Or neither one of them is their daughter and they're just pretending they are for show <:thinking:726878987837636698>

I'm trying to make that sentence sound not small brain but I can't seem to do it

I doubt they are in on the secret, but it's just speculation

yea

It's harder to keep secrets when there are more people who know about it

Yeah

So the more strategic move would be to hide the info from them, from the obama's perspective

Kinda weird how Joan rivers died during a routine surgery right after she called Michelle a tranny and said we all know 😉

😂 <:ZedBiden:769281795228958740>

https://youtu.be/oRjTJYfRkm8

https://youtu.be/oRjTJYfRkm8

I have no doubt that Michelle is a man, ive seen the bulge

Why u lookin there .-.

Its impossible to miss

I suppose that's true

really?

ok

so he was our first black gay presisdent

hurrah

double diversity points

Big mike could make a comeback 😉

thats a dick and you can't change my mind