Communism works

Where’s my conspiracy theories?

After weeks of recounts and lawsuits, Trump wins Nevada, Arizona, and Pennsylvania. Biden wins Georgia. The electoral college is tied. Nancy Pelosi names Biden president in the house. The senate names Trump vice president (Pence breaks a 50-50 tie). California secedes from the union and with a new house majority, Republicans begin impeachment proceedings for foreign corruption against Biden to remove him and put Trump back into office.

The idea of communism is also a horrible idea

> The idea of communism is also a horrible idea
@dbel True but this is a channel for conspiracy theories not facts 😉

> @dbel True but this is a channel for conspiracy theories not facts 😉
@auxEVO lol true

canada is nicer because they drink maple syrup instead of alchol

> canada is nicer because they drink maple syrup instead of alchol
@chaz I've met canadians when they get drunk and its usually incomprehensible mumbling or crazy shit

aka the usual

Conspiracy theory: *Dems created COVID to make more old people die and then they vote democrat*

so basically it IS a zombie virus

Ok just wanted to say that birds are robots the can land on the wires and not get zapped why?? Because there robots recharging

My old neighbor had some of the best conspiracy theories out there. For instance, he told me that in kids shows, such as Dora and Sesame Street, whenever there was a pause for a kid to guess the answer to whatever question, there’s a code to trigger previously conditioned children into shooting up there schools. It’s far out there but not impossible.

Conspiracy theory: the polls on November third were actual proving grounds to spread the coronavirus. The dems knew that only a small fraction of their supporters would actually turn out on Election Day and that it was worth the relatively small loss to infect all their supporter on this date while getting rid of their enemies. Everyone in my family has symptoms including me and my father recently tested positive. Only connection is we all voted

What about early elections?

has anyone here actually possibly seen a ufo

@CD_Odin really hope this is real

> @CD_Odin really hope this is real
@GOF6666 It's a huuuuuuge stretch but seems reasonable

I remember Cali had a specific tint and watermark to their ballots

So might actually be plausab;e

We can only hope that the watermark is true

@A Person Yes.. but take it in it's literal sense. ''Unidentified'' Never saw a craft sit completely still in the sky. Not hovering in the typical sense, but zero movement. .

Asked a couple air force friends about it, and they couldn't think of any aircraft fitting the description.

i live near pax river naval station and the things that i saw fly over my house in the middle of the night were they not military would probably be mistaken as UFOs

Thing moved in short, quick paths. . Like a water bug in the sky.. faster than any jet i've seen, but could stop on a dime.. but who really knows what uncle sam has by now?

Exactly

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N4v9zKKUvG8

Take that for what it's worth. . Could explain our military's rapid advancement though. . And why we'd mistake their tech for UFOs

Any good theories?

I found it weird how all finals ended 4-2

Together they add to 666 🤷‍♂️

Just throwing it out there

LeFraud James is part of the Illuminati

I believe this would be the correct place, sending this image, with the text "hunter Biden" over the guy smoking crack is marked as explicit content. As you can tell, without, it is not.

Obviously, I can't send the image that's marked as explicit material here, one sec

Conspiracy: Leftists are collecting lists of trump supporters, and they will blacklist us from jobs, fine us, and further persecute us. They will even organize a Nuremburg trial like event to humiliate and sentence those who worked with Trump.

https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1324807776510595078

https://www.trumpaccountability.net/

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/667580667265286154/774425955065528330/Screenshot_20201106-113547_YouTube.jpg

Anyway, that's the image