While you were out fucking Stacy I mastered the art of the blade

While you were out partying and having pre marital sex I mastered the parry

while you were out having the sex I mastered the cross collar choke

While you were simping for thots, I worked my ass off and got filthy rich.

while you were out partying and getting laid, i mastered dwarf fortress

Dwarf fortress lmao

Those were the days

while you were out pumping and dumping I was upgrading my graphics card

While you were chasing ass, I developed myself as a person.

While you were out playing Minecraft I was at home seeing how many dicks I could fit (redacted for legal reasons)

Omg

h a r a m

What a thot

I'm a manslut

At least I admit it

Now send me feet pics before I ban you while nobody is looking

so how many was it

Now take responsibility for it.

*grawr*

Hit the wall and live alone

Men hit the wall then theyre dead

I can't really live alone though since I'll be with some preppers

RIP

Being Asian I won't hit the wall till I'm 140

Half Asian

Close enuff

@HotNoob fuck I love half Asians. You're lucky man

If only you were gay

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Plz no lol

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https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2017/08/10/anime-meets-guns-mag-pants/amp/

I had gay guys try to convert me all my.life

But nope you gotta be all Christian on me

It's okay I get it. Be that way then

I don't want to risk hell

Dat haifu tho @ManOWar

Not after what I've been through in my life lol

What's a haifu