Basically what the democrats have done so Iran can possibly start another fucking war

Why is it called the doomsday plane

The shit that is on it

and it can withstand a nuke

For doomsday purposes...

never give up the con, deny deny deny, and when you think you got caught, distract them

it will last in the air for like 3 weeks

Whose doomsday is it?

anyone's guess

ours

The dems 😈 cus trump has actually been playing 4d chess on the area 51 chess board all this time

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well dems always act like he's dumb but that's cause they play 4d chess with the same 2d chess rules

They can’t even play chess

They don’t know what the pieces do

5 minutes left

They may also think chess is racist

i give them some credit towards the art of the con

They would go into an offended rampage if any black chesspieces are defeated

Everything is racist to them

well yes chess is racist

there's not enough representation

They’d find a way to call ice cream racist if they wanted to

The black pieces would always win because they would use blm and white privilege/supremacy as an excuse

They would burn the board

So long cookies n cream, there was too much white and it dominanted the black

Black pieces get extra moves

Abolish vanilla ice cream. It’s too privileged

They made Oreos minis so that there would be less white

its too bland

Oh wait. We have to get rid of vanilla oreos now

We must have oreos without the filling from now on

Affirmative action

They have to replace the white filling with chocolate filling

We can't dunk them in milk anymore either

Chocolate milk?

if they get rid of the white part of oreos it woud just be oros

We were milk logging them

We must dip them in hot chocolate

Eww

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