well during the date I pulled a little prank on her with the help of a few friends
we were at a local arcade and I knew the owner there so he adjusted the claw machine that night, this will be important later
basically he put a really awesome prize in there that was impossible to get
so she saw it and she ran to get the stuffed animal prize that was there
I will admit the bear was pretty cute and I got it for her on my first go about 45 minutes after she had spent $40 trying to get it
a few of my army buddies were cheering her on and getting her to spend more, so it was funny when 45 minutes later it was adjusted, and I was notified
Lol
so I spent a dollar getting it for her
she didn't find out until after the owner returned her money to her like 10 minutes later
Lol that is pretty awesome
she was mad and my god if you have never seen a 4'7 ball of fire that was her when she found out
the next one was really good
and dark
I was sent back to the middle east after I recovered and snow and I stayed in contact
well I got back 6 months later, and I had a buddy show up to the air port early who had a sling and prosthetic arm, plus brought some crutches to really seal the deal
Oh no lol
so I hobbled down the stairs with my "injuries" and she ran up in tears happy to see me
a buddy of mine that was there shook my hand and the prosthetic arm fell off
then my real arm came through all while she was hugging me
it gets better when the crutches fell and I took off the bandage from my face
Lol I can imagine she was a ball of fire then too
so needless to say she didn't get mad for like 3 minutes because she was still crying and hugging me
Ah gotcha
when she got done and realized she had been duped it turned from wanting to support me to 100% furious
I thought I was going to be dead the following day
she had to help me remember the arcade one a bit 🙂
both were fun, but she turns into a spit fire really damn fast
tiny inferno from hell
oh shut up....
I am not that bad
well I am going to be away for a good bit
I need to do up my morning jog with her dogs
> I need to do up my morning jog with her dogs @NerdForce1 yea... run along
❤️
she got my response
he is such a butt anyways
Guys guys look at Joe Biden’s snap chat story
I’m fucking dead
It’s too funny
@Birbdude massive crowd
