*pours himself a whiskey*
What u know the future
i know everything
If you don't drink you will die of thirst
When people get drunk they're stupidity is hilarious
Ok...
I dont get the point of drinking so I'm not going to do it
dare to say no to drinking
No alcohols
you can be a designated driver
drunks will love you
Sounds horrible
it is
there's nothing worse than people who drank too much
Be a cab driver
Ew
No
Cabs are outdated a Uber driver instead
drunks are clingy and annoying
like an ex wife
a real battleaxe
Like me
Oh
are you 60 yo?
No but I'm clingy
ewwww
And annoying
then don't drink
I dont bitch
it will only exponentially get worse
your true annoying traits come out when you're drunk
I'm an asshole so when i'm drunk I become a real asshole 🙂
Fuck that
aye
fuck that noise
Gen 1 is about to get crazy
Yes.
I feel your pain
Full moon?
Huh?
