not phone calls 😠

Kind of obvious

i'm still waiting for my goverment assigned gf

What if I don’t want a government assigned gf 🥺

I’d rather have a government assigned eagle

Are y'all talking about a good friend a godfather or a girlfriend?

girlfriend

Nah I’m going to get my own gf

No government assistance

froggy you don't have a choice you have to take one

The government's version would be horrible though

sorry dbel you don't have a choice either

all i need is a hug from them

What if I'm a girl

how can u be horrible at taht

😦

I want a bird more than a gf

if ur a girl then u should change ur username

Lmao

I meant in general

> sorry dbel you don't have a choice either
@GotatoChi no I wouldn’t take them

this is general 2

bazinga

Do the women also get gov assigned gfs

if ur a girl then you get assigned to aboy duh

not accepting being their gf is a federal offense

Damn guess I’m a felon

yes i will be president

That’s ok I’ll be a felon

make that a felony

So the government's going to force everyone to be straight?

so nobody can vote against me next time

Apparently

I'm not voting for you the first time

All the gays are fucked

😠 you won't know how good i am until after

woah froggy

bad

Lmao

What if I ran every single election I could until I won

i'm pretty sure lots of people have done that