lunch again?

I just bit into a triscuit from the wrong side

Nerds

Jello

ew triscuits 🤢

I only eat them w humus

Hummus

Lmao I swear I don’t eat dirt

Well

That’s a lie

humans? you mean

Sure that

Exactly

Bruh my tres leches cake came out fyre 🔥

Ouu

Ima take pics later, it’s so *MOIST* and soft

Sounds delicious

*Mmmmmmooooooooiiiissssttttt*

I gotta make a Yule log before the solstice or I’ll die

Both the cake and wood kind

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Wait... Wear a mask in your own house...? Like... I do it when the pizza delivery guy comes over... But what?

A guy tht cooks and bakes 👨‍🍳 is big d$@ energy

bro

Why thank you 🥺

you have to wear a mask all the time

especially in the shower

that hot water makes the virus go in the steam

Fluff it. I'm helping set up Thanksgiving. Fluff those people

Like one of those tight black leather suits you find in a certain store?

Fuck everyone 😌

Rude

Be the hoe you were meant to be

@Draconem_Dominus
Yes

That reminds me of the best meme

It’s gay tho lmao

@Draconem_Dominus

With chains and shit in it

r a t

I love these rats man

They’re so amazing