do some impaling?

Pretty sure he died.

He was a good character.

He was a bad guy.

Puerto rican pussy got to his head...

Was it Puerto Ricans or Salvadoreans that were super bland?

One of those groups was just meh and the others were tasty and I don't remember which is which so i just assume "if it breathes."

If Vlad never fucked Roman's girlfriend, he wouldn't get killed.

He probably would've anyway.

That's a lesson for all of us young bachelors.

Don't fuck Roman's girlfriend.

Got it.

But, like, didn't everyone?

Stay away from thots.

dont play video games

I'm growing out of video games anyway.

what madness?!

And out of sports.

I love me some video games.

I just can't play for hours on end like I used to.

cant get into anything

I need a new PC, then a house, then a garden, then a life...

I liked Sekiro.

If you buy a house and get a garden, they will eat up your life.

done the souls games

Sekiro is better than the other souls games, imo.

Your character isn't a bumbling idiot.

Makes a huge difference.

What's wrong with working in a garden? At least you're getting some psychical exercise.

but i could relate to the half dead zombie lol

Nothing, it's just not a very social thing so it's not really "Getting a life"

Maybe exercise isn't the right word.

activity?

Yeah.

I'm of the suspicion that "getting a life" is grossly overrated.

Give me my activity, I don't really care..

Exactly.

For that, there's so many options.

I live in an apartment... that's the problem

I like living in an apartment.

If it's decently sized, sure.