i haven't had one this year

I dunno cast an anti-candy spell then

Alright that’s it from now on all I’m eating is pumpkin pie and if there isn’t any I’ll just starve

Lmao

pumpkin is very bad for you

Unfortunately not how it works

Shh let me live

it has something called the elebane 17

Or die idc

that causes extreme weight gain

Fuck

Crap dangit

You better be lying

i am very much lying

Oh thank god

I was about to kiss the earth goodbye

but pumpkin pie still seems not good for you

Screw that I don’t want dirt in my mouth

i thought u were super skinny though?

I’m like 120lbs

so mega skinny

I wanna be 110

I’m only 5’2” tho

i'm double ur weight

So I’m short

Wha

Wow

Please don’t kill me

i will eat you

nom nom nom

My dad is like 90% muscle he’s probably double my weight too lol

This is weird

I like weird

oh i'm 100% muscle

Goog

Good

Shhh

It fine

It’s

100% muscle under all this fat

Fine