596 bbs per minute to the back hurt like hell

Rookie numbers <:troll_face:726878856585281557>

Yikes.
I give your daughter props for not playing girl mindgames, but also... remember a few years ago when ... what were they? 10/11? and tried to murder someone in a bathroom and blamed Slenderman?

I have a thing about not shooting white people. That might be racist but there is something more human about them

I think it was in Florida

Yeah I should've used the psycho one that fires about 1,000 bbs per minute

I got into trouble for making a toothpick and marshmallow Slenderman around that time <:KEK:726877368601411624>

Lol

The YMCA and my parents were not pleased

YOU COULDA MADE A GUN

Lesson of the day don't shoot a person who plays airsoft with a red rider bb gun

Respond with a shotgun loaded with flour <:thinking:726878987837636698>

hmmm... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6ayb02bwp0

Ok random as fuck

Move that to <#719777555242287115>

Happy pagan candlemas

You mean Yule lmao

Osiris's birthday is on dec 25 according to egyptian text

https://tenor.com/view/no-jesus-south-park-christmas-snow-season23ep10-gif-19313132

I lost track on the pagan holidays

Christmas was originally a pagan holiday <:thinking:726878987837636698>

That it was.

That was on the 21st, Yule is celebrating winter solstice, burning big bonfires to celebrate the coming longer days and warming of the earth

You mean that holiday that I have to send Time with my family or gf's family

Yes, Christmas stemmed from Yule

Hells yes. Bonfires

You don't /have/ to. It just depends on how much you value the relationships.

And May Day stemmed from imbolc aka brigids day

Or is it Beltane

I think it’s Beltane

Yeah imbolc is February I’m pretty sure

It's been a long while since i got familiar with the pagan holidays

Brigid was actually originally a pagan goddess in Ireland but when it was christianized they couldn’t stop worship of her so they made her a saint lol

Pagan holidays are a lot of fun

It’s pretty much all just celebration of different stages of the earth and bonfires and feasts lol

Ireland's culture got irradiated by thr English. I had an irish who hated everything english. He was ira

Yeah they were really fucked over lol

The crusades eliminated a lot of pagan cultures too

But brigids eternal flame is still going strong in Ireland and that’s definitely something I wanna see

Although I prob won’t be able to bc they only allow women 😔

Are you irish?