Tfw your fridge froze your eggs

Cries in breakfast

That bird video is freaking hilarious

10/10 bird

@ManOWar Your pictures and videos are brilliant mate

does the bird perform better than most thotties?

I have never tested that

Lol

Probably

Thots are lazy with their BJs. I would know

You might need a bigger bird though

Pvt can you post a article for me?

Sure

Maybe that is a business idea, selling birds for blowjobs?

Oh god

PETA would be all over you

https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/US/alabama-lawmakers-pass-bill-requiring-chemical-castration-child/story%3fid=63503004

*sweet home Alabama stops*

*oof*

I got one more for you

https://dupagepolicyjournal.com/stories/512450719-state-rep-dianne-pappas-fails-to-follow-up-on-castration-remark

When Illinois want's to castrate everyone becase feeling.

Think about the dumb cunts who will continue to lie about their age

i can feel my heterosexuality melting

That'll red pill some guys.

Wait

*chemical castration?*

Yep.

If I'm understanding this correctly that means you'll just be made infertile

Good articles, thanks for posting

magic in the mist

Atleast in Alabama im not sure of Illinois

If I'm understanding this correctly that means you'll just be made infertile

I noticed nobody suggested handing out birds for blowjobs

If i am guessing it will kill your sex drive and make you infertile

Or dip it into a vat of chemicals

Not sure, don't wanna know tbh

Really? Sounds like the criminal in question could just continue to fuck whoever without leaving a trace behind.