Message from @KirkpattieCake

Discord ID: 797160541831299103


2021-01-08 17:48:24 UTC  

It’s a German name for a female

2021-01-08 17:48:39 UTC  

I think I saw someone make a fanfic of 2 teachers

2021-01-08 17:48:44 UTC  

Oh god

2021-01-08 17:48:49 UTC  

forgot if it wa gr 5 or 7

2021-01-08 17:48:53 UTC  

I got suspended for a notebook full of erotic fan fic when I was like 16 🤦🏻‍♀️

2021-01-08 17:48:56 UTC  

That’s so bad

2021-01-08 17:48:58 UTC  

Lmfao

2021-01-08 17:49:01 UTC  

That’s awesome

2021-01-08 17:49:25 UTC  

RAZOR is supposed to be a seasoned hitman.
The dialogue in this is stuff I actually wrote and acted... in front of peers... I had to be in school with for 4 more years lmao

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727615870385389638/797160041978921020/unknown.png

2021-01-08 17:49:44 UTC  

I was almost suspended for talking about sacrifices w my friend but I passed it off to the counselors as “practice for fanfiction, I’m a Crime novelist I swear 🥺”

2021-01-08 17:49:49 UTC  

I have to go find a DP for what Noe looked like

2021-01-08 17:50:13 UTC  

Oh my 😂

2021-01-08 17:50:34 UTC  

oh I don't know how to respond

2021-01-08 17:50:39 UTC  

ALL FANFICTION is inherently erotic, isn't it? Lmao

2021-01-08 17:50:44 UTC  

Oh and there's the time my mom found my stack of pagan literature

2021-01-08 17:50:44 UTC  

I look back at my old scratch projects but that's it

2021-01-08 17:50:45 UTC  

One of my friends wrote a story about a gay couple for one of my lesbian friends
Absolutely no exposition
Straight up "they went to the bedroom and immediately had sex"
We were *12*

2021-01-08 17:50:50 UTC  

That was the most fun of all

2021-01-08 17:50:51 UTC  

That’s so great

2021-01-08 17:51:13 UTC  

She had a bonfire and a meltdown about how I must hate her for not wanting to be catholic

2021-01-08 17:51:23 UTC  

THis is just a small sample... out of 164k words...

2021-01-08 17:51:54 UTC  

I first discovered smut and incidentally gay smut when I was in seventh grade, when I went through a manga phase and saw the term “yaoi” and was like “Ouu what’s this?”

2021-01-08 17:51:58 UTC  

I was never the same

2021-01-08 17:52:08 UTC  

dude I went back and saw my first scratch game

2021-01-08 17:52:10 UTC  

There he is. This was the model I used for this incompetent fool

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727615870385389638/797160735192383518/unknown.png

2021-01-08 17:52:13 UTC  

omg

2021-01-08 17:52:22 UTC  

That’s awesome

2021-01-08 17:52:25 UTC  

That’s so amazing

2021-01-08 17:52:25 UTC  

His name was Narcisse Forest.
Razor called him Woody

2021-01-08 17:52:28 UTC  

Early 2000's much

2021-01-08 17:52:31 UTC  

He looks like everyone on MySpace in 2006

2021-01-08 17:52:36 UTC  

if it was today he would be pretending to be edgy by being trans <:KEK:795742276549607456>

2021-01-08 17:52:48 UTC  

This was written back in ... 2009/2010ish?

2021-01-08 17:52:51 UTC  

so yeah lmao

2021-01-08 17:53:01 UTC  

In 2004 I had an arm full of those stupid rubber bracelets all linked together

2021-01-08 17:53:07 UTC  

Yesss

2021-01-08 17:53:11 UTC  

Those were the shit

2021-01-08 17:53:11 UTC  

hey, that's how I discovered smut too! but I was 17

2021-01-08 17:53:15 UTC  

Lmao

2021-01-08 17:53:19 UTC  

In 2004 I was born...

2021-01-08 17:53:20 UTC  

I was like 12