Message from @Tsar Vladimir Putin

Discord ID: 724158027871158363


2020-06-21 07:02:59 UTC  

Right

2020-06-21 07:03:00 UTC  

Its bobs

2020-06-21 07:03:24 UTC  

I would do her makeup too

2020-06-21 07:03:24 UTC  

I want to go by the river
And put a blanket on the grass
I'll pour my heart and soul
Into your wine glass
I'll kiss you for an appetizer
And love you for the meal
Then I'll ask for your hand in marriage
As I look up lovingly and kneel
I wanna take you on a picnic
A picnic of love under the blue sky above
Love, Love, Love
Even the ants and the squirrels
They can tell we're in love
My heart soars like
The wing of a dove
We'll take a walk
Through the forests and the trees
And then we'll lie down
With the birds and the bees
I wanna take you on a picnic
A picnic of love under the blue sky above
Love, Love, Love

2020-06-21 07:03:35 UTC  

But as I'm doing it I would set her face on fire

2020-06-21 07:03:44 UTC  

when i was youngew, i was p-pwagued by wet d-dweams of Homew Simpson. i didn't find him attwactive at aww, but he wouwd show up in mwy dweamscape, bwutawwy nude, awnd da n-next ding i-i knew i w-wouwd wake up tuwu find dat i hawd bedwet dick. da p-pwobwem was ampwified in cowwege, whewe mwy woommate was abwe t-tuwu smeww mwy noctuwnaw emissions awnd got concewned at deiw fwequency. aftew yeaws of s-sweeping in c-cummy sheets awnd shame, i f-finawwy took action. i b-buiwt a makeshift sex doww tuwu wook wike Homew awnd hawd vigowous, sweaty sex wid iwt untiw i cummed in hiws yewwow ass. aftew dat, no mowe H-Homew

2020-06-21 07:03:47 UTC  

Though it might not melt since its petrified

2020-06-21 07:03:49 UTC  

wood

2020-06-21 07:04:11 UTC  

*I Love Democracy*

2020-06-21 07:04:12 UTC  

@kyzercube 😂👌

2020-06-21 07:04:27 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/707691030748594294/724157773222248498/image0.png

2020-06-21 07:04:36 UTC  

Hd

2020-06-21 07:04:36 UTC  
2020-06-21 07:04:58 UTC  

@Spooky Trooper Forbidden donut 🤤

2020-06-21 07:05:01 UTC  

@Dr Badass PhD found it on reddit

2020-06-21 07:05:08 UTC  

Oh ok

2020-06-21 07:05:12 UTC  

Yo

2020-06-21 07:05:18 UTC  

Oh no

2020-06-21 07:05:27 UTC  

THE RUSSIAN SPY IS BACK

2020-06-21 07:05:28 UTC  

Its happening

2020-06-21 07:05:43 UTC  

@Tsar Vladimir Putin THE SPY IS BACK

2020-06-21 07:05:53 UTC  

Wiooooo

2020-06-21 07:06:03 UTC  

WHOA THATS RACISISIST

2020-06-21 07:06:12 UTC  

No

2020-06-21 07:06:12 UTC  

Hi my names brainless Joe, and today for a 5 dollar donation j can sniff these little girl panties i found while robbing a house,

2020-06-21 07:06:21 UTC  

Funky Nigerians

2020-06-21 07:06:32 UTC  

Play disco

2020-06-21 07:06:49 UTC  

Bro, you better not fat finger and slip up or you're getting banned lol

2020-06-21 07:07:02 UTC  

Ok i'm going to go eat elmer glue sticks and feel like a biden supporter

2020-06-21 07:07:10 UTC  

Is wigger acceptable?

2020-06-21 07:07:10 UTC  

Ok

2020-06-21 07:07:40 UTC  

@Spooky Trooper speaking of that

2020-06-21 07:07:49 UTC  

I'm going to eat tide pods to feel like an average gen z

2020-06-21 07:08:04 UTC  

Ok

2020-06-21 07:08:06 UTC  

Lmao

2020-06-21 07:08:08 UTC  

Apparently discord mentioned something that sounds a lot like autodetecting "racists" on here

2020-06-21 07:08:08 UTC  

MMM halloween candy

2020-06-21 07:08:12 UTC  

I'm going to get my bleach

2020-06-21 07:08:15 UTC  

I ate tidepods