God bless ya brotha

Woah woah what now? You got fired from home depot, I’m pretty sure if you are honest with your next employer you will find employment

If your character is good and you work hard you can find employment, I guarantee

*fighting for the glory and the freedom of our landd he made those british captains wish they were on dry land*

man, im really sorry to hear that. shitty people, shitty customers, if they pulled this shit on you then the job isnt good enough for you. youll find somewhere where they actually fucking appreciate you and dont throw you away because some stuck up cunt with a micropenis came in and cried about something stupid

Bethesda already made one

Its called fallout

The first thing this big old 6 foot guy told me is “DO YOU THINK YOR’RE ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY FOR DRIVING A JAPANESE PIECE OF S—-? I HATE IMPORTS EVER SINCE THAY CAME TO THIS CONTRY, MOTHER F—-ER!” He called me high and mighty? His bumper is where my roof is.

Takumi, I have a "disability" of my own. I have asbergers. It's hard for me to develop memory and process simple situations. Took me a long time to figure out how to coop with it. I still struggle with is a bit. I don't know why I felt like mentioning this, but here it is.

I ate her out cuz she said she had assburgers

^

im 6ft 1 and 14 if i could help you out i'd cut off that sonuvva bitch's ear @Pepsi

My dog has assburgers

Hop you dont eat em out

No

Im more into cats

Good

Wait

I’m 6ft 3 and 16 so I think I’m alright, and assault is never my first option lmao @Johnny Cash

Wat

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Furr- *clear*

I said I would really like to kick the tic-tac between his legs to hard it would pop out his mouth...

Yoo lets jump that manager

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I cant fight

Im a pacifist....

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Americaaaaa Americaaaaaaaa!

You remind me of that Rammstein song Amerika

https://youtu.be/Rr8ljRgcJNM

COUNTRY BOYS N GALS CAN SURVIVE AND AMERICA CAN TOO

I won’t say where I live, but here’s a clue...

virginia?

Filmore

I’m actually talking with this country girl from Indiana, she’s a Democrat, but has a great body. Is what it is, anyhow, beautiful chick.

America.

Fuck her till she turns conservative

This is a very rare train and there were only 10 ever built and there are two left.

I’m in California lmao