you vaped her

I love Monica oh I miss her 😢

I hate my wife like I wanted her to blow up in that helicopter

lol an IG page named toxic masculinity requested to follow me

But she didn’t 😦

chill, bill

You know we all don’t like Hilary and I’ve been talkin to Donnie about his wife and we’d arrange a threesome

looks like George Washington himself made this recipe

It’s amazing

too bad i cant effing read it

George Washington is my favorite President

wait am i being trolled?

It takes 12 hours to complete after hour 7 cut out the dough

Is THIS A JOKE?

No your not it’s good af

@IncompetentGeneral He is my favourite tooo dude

You need to let it rise

the man is half Albanian

Then by hour 12 they should be ready to fry

rocket i cant cook doughnuts

i probably could but im too lazy

But they taste sooo good

i mean

It only requires 30 min of actual work

i can get a doughnut in 4 min

idk rocket

But that doesn’t matter

seems like too much hassle

They are light and fluffy

And soo good

so is my cat

does that mean i should eat it?

Yes

exac

wait what

Do it

Do it now

Um

i was just kid

kidding