thats a fkn barbie

I don’t think he goes out to the protests and stuff as much because he’s too popular

**It is a man.**

ah i knew it

A trap?

That would explain the makeup and the corset

Shoulders too wide

yeah imagine being nobody and then being an alex jones god

I think a Drag Queen.

And the disguising feathers

Shoulders are a dead giveaway just look at Michael Obama

its a MAAM'

Uh

Michelle Obama is a woman. Just unattractive. And she wears depends.

The Depends diapers?

Yes

You ever watch Jessie lee peterson talk about her lol

*listens to fatty fatty boom boom in silence*

She wears bad choices in dresses and you can see it sometimes

Bet Michelle could clean and press 200 lbs cold.

**Remember this is a Alpha man**

I don’t really know what is going on here.

He doesn't need to be a chad to be an Alpha male.

There’s a bulge in some of those dress photos

He just dominates.

Does the diaper cause a bulge

Lol no she isn't even that muscular

i mean im not doubting michelle has a penus but i just wish there was more evidence than joan rivers

Yes, it does

and the pics

Ok it must be a dick shaped diaper bulge

Well standing next to her husband she looks veeeery muscular.

@DirtyBird

Lol. Seriously, it's depends. It's really obvious. She's too old for it to be a pad lump, but it's shaped like a big pad.

Btw @BobiusPrime loves this subject

Yeah, it depends does that lol

Dang that’s a big ol diaper @user8214//purge//initiate

Lol yes

They're like oversized pads.

Flaccid tho, but dang