Message from @pjalmighty42

Discord ID: 607043525191794739


2019-08-03 02:47:08 UTC  

no u pay me

2019-08-03 02:47:16 UTC  

Lol

2019-08-03 02:47:20 UTC  

No

2019-08-03 02:47:37 UTC  

I'm providing the service. You're the horny one

2019-08-03 02:49:35 UTC  

for that ur gonna get it with no lube

2019-08-03 02:50:19 UTC  

No bitch

2019-08-03 02:50:39 UTC  

The lube makes it nicer for you. Not me

2019-08-03 02:50:52 UTC  

Is this your first time doing anal or what?

2019-08-03 02:51:01 UTC  

<:concern:585703701692284929>

2019-08-03 02:52:08 UTC  

I put on my robe and wizard hat

2019-08-03 02:52:15 UTC  

Oh

2019-08-03 02:52:21 UTC  

So you're a NEET

2019-08-03 02:52:31 UTC  

I'm your dad

2019-08-03 02:52:32 UTC  

Well I'm not a fan of breaking in wild horses

2019-08-03 02:53:04 UTC  

But maybe I could make an exception

2019-08-03 02:53:10 UTC  

<:thebiggay:585709729313980426>

2019-08-03 02:53:27 UTC  

it's only gay if the balls touch

2019-08-03 02:53:55 UTC  

which would...

2019-08-03 02:54:03 UTC  

yeah but...

2019-08-03 02:54:08 UTC  

Gayness is subjective

2019-08-03 02:54:14 UTC  

oh look, a squirrel!

2019-08-03 02:54:28 UTC  

I hate squirrels

2019-08-03 02:54:37 UTC  

are the squirrels balls touching?

2019-08-03 02:54:42 UTC  

then it's not gay

2019-08-03 02:55:18 UTC  

I wish I could be a woman with the mind of a man and the body of a man

2019-08-03 02:56:19 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471844105463529472/607044046669479936/IMG_20190715_081857-1.jpg

2019-08-03 02:56:43 UTC  

probably the most OP creature

2019-08-03 02:56:46 UTC  

Yeah...A Squirrel...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471844105463529472/607044162705162240/sg.jpg

2019-08-03 02:56:51 UTC  

brain of a man with huge titties

2019-08-03 02:57:06 UTC  

Squirrel waifus are gross tho

2019-08-03 02:57:19 UTC  

well, as long as you hide your hands during photo shoots...

2019-08-03 02:57:34 UTC  

For real though having a woman's body would be awesome as long as I kept the special man part

2019-08-03 02:58:00 UTC  

fucking "It-lyns" in this chat...

2019-08-03 02:58:09 UTC  

What?

2019-08-03 02:58:18 UTC  

What's an "IT-lyn"

2019-08-03 02:58:36 UTC  

An "It-lyn" Jenner

2019-08-03 02:58:48 UTC  

Ohhhh

2019-08-03 02:58:54 UTC  

A tranny

2019-08-03 02:59:15 UTC  

I'm not a tranny

2019-08-03 02:59:24 UTC  

I just think it would be neat

2019-08-03 03:00:47 UTC  

-_-...