lol

Losing your virginity is for losers

Me neither

My first time hurt my best friend so badly he didn't talk to me for 6 months. He broke up with his gf because she was moving 100 miles away and brought me for " emotional support ". They broke up, and she was cowgirling me not 10 minutes later 🤣

😞 I just wanted the big pp

The term ' betrayal ' was so gray area'd it was just unbelievable

Liar

I don't lie, ever

No need to lie to act cool

That's probably my greatest strength and weakness at the same time. I never lie.

It's because I'm lazy and lying takes a lot of work.

It's just too much work

Black hole sun

Won't you come

And wash away

the rain

black hole sun

won't you come, won't you come

I love you guys

black hole sun x5

I love you guys too ( no homo )

hahahahahah I just read DirtyBirds last message

yes

I just screenshotted that and saved it with the name "wholesome moment"

Beautiful

What

Black hole sun x5?

Yes

lolol

It’s like if you saw it on a karaoke screen

Doesn't matter DirtyBird. We're all too drunk to say anything coherent, so it's all good 😄

Exactlyyy

Amazing work

Ty

I don’t actually know if he said it x5

But that’s a nice round number

Can't get moments like those anywhere else

Big pp moment

No way I was gonna do that. Too tired and lazy 😛

Close enough hahah

I've been messing with scrammers for the last few days