you're a winner if you have any chips ahoy

not the generic brand

in any situation: You already won

yes

but which is better

F in the chat for generic cookies

ouch

f

🇫

i like all cookies

I'm very selective with my cookies

what kind

anything BUT the generic brand

bruh

I like to flex at the grocery counter

lmao

"look at all my legit brands!"

kinda cringe bro

"and look at your generic brands!"

what kind of monster turns down a cookie

Hide the money, y'all! THERE'S POOR PEOPLE AROUND!

you're that guy in the checkout who has all the name brand stuff and just grabs a pack of icebreakers just to flex

LOL

bro fr

I grab the most expensive candy bag just to flex on the kid behind me: "Your mom ain't buyin' you these huh?"

who tf gets icebreakers though

tic tacs better

I like to make people feel inferior at the counter 🙂

them sour icebreakers are where its at

i take that back, all the candy at the checkout center is good

except them stupid ass magazines, they taste terrible

ugh

they aren't really good

taste like paper

yeah dont try the magazines

idek how they can sell them

I try to quit the magazines lately

its always about the royal family like who gives a damn except white girls

if you're american and you read about the UK royals: you're a traitor

fact

but i just read the words 'uk royals'