BREAKING: trump joins the democrats

lol

BREAKING: trump identifies as a black trans-woman, becoming the first black woman in office, and the first transgender in office

yes

dude that'd be an epic troll

i think we should rename the establishment republican party and the democrat party Oceana and Eurasia

the first trans, black, conservative woman president

fact

real

2+2=5

2 + 2 = 4.01

BREAKING: trump come out as Bi-Sexual

bro what a dis to milania

BI not gay

like what in the hell does your "sexuality" matter if you're married

Milania was a dude the entire time

im interested in other people than my spouse

> Milania was a dude the entire time
@TheStarshipReport LOL XDDDD

You mean Mike obama right?

melania hot change my mind

Yeah

breaking news: trumps gay is as big as his hands

She's freaking tall for a woman

BREAKING: Trump comes out as beetles fan

ewww

She's like 5'11 right

not my president

about 5'10

Close enough

I don't don't think she's that good looking

She's fine if I remember correctly

shes just not ugly

she's pretty fine ngl

ivanka is easy on the eyes

Tbh

itd be ideal if tucker runs after trump

tucker/ivanka 2024.

shapiro would be absolutely amazing to watch in the debates but ue doesnt have the following

i want anyone from the trump family to run after donald

nah no more family dynasties

wahh wahh they're trying to make a fascist dictatorship/royal family!11!!!!!!!!!