google used to be the shit back in 2000

Ya it was a totally different animal

Specially the dark web

Adventure capitalists ruined it

spend more time on deep web..myself

Are the deep dwellers cool?

ya it was totally vanilla with basic results..... then boomers started using the internet so using codes like AND OR () were eliminated

Never been there

alil but need to be careful

It was glorious when no one knew of it and it didn’t even have its logos yet

TRUE

What, if you insult them they bring SWATs to your house?

google used to be an actual search engine where you had to sequence your inputs correctly to get the right result

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now they just throw shit at your screen and see if it sticks from their algo

You could get listed on google and not pay for yahoo or wait the month for Jeeves because they all crawled google then too

But they never gave credit to each other

jeeves and yahoo were the problem children then... i guess google bought their autism

What about Opera?

Because I know nothing about Opera.

thats a browser

Yeah they were assholes

or was

wait why

it was one of the first to do "neato" things... like take snipits and have widgits that actually worked

Oh nevermind, jeeves and yahoo were the a holes not Opera

they were ahead of their time

you also had netscape

Yes it is still running

I checked

what about foxfire

They had absurd rules for search inclusion

firefox is another browser

You mean Firefox? 😂

now called mozilla

oh ya

Which no longer looks like a fox!

but if you were used to typing on dos it made sense

lol..ya..duh

And yahoo charged like 200 I think it was and they didn’t give a guarantee u would get listed

duh me