Im not calling nobody a tree

I’m a Helicopter

*i identify as a sapling*

Dude imagine people Unironically saying “yasss queen slay”

If I ever went to court I would identify as innocent

I identify as Spam

People are crazy

*identify as a table*

I identify as a male. You may address me by name, or sir

> Dude imagine people Unironically saying “yasss queen slay”
@KermitTheFrog lefty girls be like after reading this....

Because im a normal person

I'm blast

Sir

What about comrade

No

SENATOR JOE BIDEN

lol

I identify as Michael Jackson, my pronouns are he/heee

imagine that

Comrade is bad word

if joe biden becomes senator

I identify as a cucumber

Ladies love me

> I identify as Michael Jackson, my pronouns are he/heee
@KermitTheFrog *i identify as a bomb, i have a short fuse so pls don't trigger me*

True shit btw

Cucumbers get all the action

Im afraid if i go to my job for a drink the boss will make me work

I wanna enjoy my day off

<:BidenSniff:769177640959213588>

This is stolen from one of Tyler’s videos but what is the wage gaps between all 72 genders

Uhhhh

> Im afraid if i go to my job for a drink the boss will make me work
@Chill Teddy tell him....if u ain't talking money i don't wanna talk

Wait who’s joe

Joe mama bitchhh

Males make more than females everyone else is a democrat so unemployed and or welfare

Lmaooo

So idk

Joe mama <:KEK:726877368601411624>

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Get rekted

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