> I tried to mow lawns as a teen but no lie
> After a week,a bunch of mexicans came to our neighborhood and stole our buisness
@KingZapapple god damn mexicans taking our lawns!

It was messed up because how the hell were we supposed to compete with a truck with a trailer

It's fine man

our house was built by mexicans, in fact a mexican took a watery shit in our basement on the concrete and there's still a stain there

We pushed our mowers by hand

@ninni._.burninni so not many responsibilities rn?

@Chuck Norris' beard🇮🇱 You're going to have to knock him out, roll him into the car with a wheel barrell and haul ass out of the state.

They wanna get started on their American dream

Nope

Our clients told us " oooh um...sorrrry we have new lawn workers now"

> We pushed our mowers by hand
@KingZapapple then you should compete and say you offer hand cut grass... premium service

> @Chuck Norris' beard🇮🇱 You're going to have to knock him out, roll him into the car with a wheel barrell and haul ass out of the state.
@kyzercube <:dogekek:726878872607653918>

Or even more effective, just tell your dad, you're leaving. You can come with me or not.

Ninni I’m gonna send u to the Rice fields so u can learn a little about hard work ethics

<:BlobGlare:645813460529315860> they didnt even give us a chance to compete

have you seen those videos of people scything their grass?

that's a work out

yeah

that's cool

Fuck that

5$ a person per lawn wasnt a bad price either

https://tenor.com/view/mowing-harvest-scythe-farming-lawn-mowing-gif-15378398

i feel like i would make a 360 and cut off my head

Tf

Thats so cool

I want a syth now

> Or even more effective, just tell your dad, you're leaving. You can come with me or not.
@kyzercube I wouldn't survive... Lol

Sorry trump doesnt cuss

I've heard of abusive relationships where the abused says something like " but he/she loves me! ". Never known of a State/person absusive relationship 🤣

He only says sh*t every once and a while

GO SCYMAN!! GO SCYMAN!

> Sorry trump doesnt cuss
@Scarface6305
<:BlobGlare:645813460529315860>

Just get a goat they eat everything

Im sure ive heard him say a few more cusswords than shit

> Just get a goat they eat everything
@Lucario quote of the day

> Just get a goat they eat everything
@Lucario
Baaaah ^^

> Just get a goat they eat everything
Haha

My dog eats grass,

They are cute too

Everyone liked that

I think he’s either vegan or becoming a goat