and they charge 50% of pretty much every donation

i know where your going with this

but supposedly this was by his own adminition

yeah people work hard and have to give half of their money to amazon

oh thats where you mean lol

i mean, considering bell delphine exists im completely ok with that

ew she's something else

she abused a poor octopus corpse :(

her own class of special

hey! octopi are very intelligent creatures

they deserve better than delphine

And they taste delicious

yeah that's sad too

humans can't quite seem to figure out their limits

Fact :: If you put an octopus in some of bell delphine’s bathwater it becomes not intelligent

Follow the science

unpopular opinion: bell delphine is being controlled by the fat rat from ratatouille

I do love octopus, but knowing how intelligent they are, I do feel a little guilty lol

lol

notice

her consistent desire to expand her size

octopus are very smart

her consistent inability to move

and

is women

i hate her

their problem solving skills are betting than most humans

Why must they be so YUMMY

all the evidence you need

she is so wacko

i rest my case your honor

:]

🐙

she uses her looks to get money is what it comes down to

she's an e-thot

she even sold condoms

That only looks like a quadropus

and it worked

Takoyaki is my favorite food 😔

the mere fact she sold her own urine and sold it out is living proof that, as a society, we need to reevaluate our priorities

Fck now I’m hungry