*satire is dead*

he was extradited as a minor, not looking good for him

hope it works out

im pissed about that

well apparently so,

but I will say

Trump might just step in regardless

Kyle did nothing wrong

Tfw a bunch of people start chasing you after beating you over the head with a skateboard so u shoot them and u end up as the bad guy somehow

Kyle is a god damn hero. I am going to be contributing to his legal fees once January 31st 2021 rolls around. Gotta wait for my quarterly taxes to get done and that will be about right for final quarter of 2020, plus payroll to be done as well.

Kyle did one thing wrong... the 3rd guy lived

Better map

dude bagged 3 felons in one night

dude is a legend

2 and a half

It is a damned shame that we live ina time where the truth doesn't matter

^

> 2 and a half
@Tex 2 and 1 arm of the 3rd.

Notice how the blue counties are spread like a plauge

Islands of blue in a sea of red

Imagin a civil war <:KEK:726877368601411624>

there seems to be a big blue island in Colorado. Must be all those pot farmers.

ALOT of shit matches the 2016 election map, homicide, covid deaths, poverty... etc

I don't think it's fair that someone living in atlanta can vote for a person that gets to tell a rural south georgia cotton farmer what to do

> Imagin a civil war <:KEK:726877368601411624>
@KingZapapple I already have and I doubt you truly understand what a civil war today would entail.

Gorrila warfar

Literally worlds apart

a civil war wont take long

how is it that New England, the most anti-authoritarian people in history.. became democrats?

cities

Silly yankees

literally led a revolution against England

The right has guns and the military
The left has....molotovs?

theres some cells of resistance up here

Bricks

> a civil war wont take long
@Tex it will take years. It won't be a "swift" weekend like everyone thinks. It will be Red vs Blue and Red will lose because Blue has foreign allies that will dog pile the USA the instant violence breaks out.

And starbucks

yeah, I'm on a 90 acre farm in Westchester County NY.. we all support Trump

but I do see a lot of Biden signs

Further evidence for my theory that u must have a mental illness to willingly live in an urban area <:KEK:726877368601411624>