Message from @•jess_h•
Discord ID: 777317592729255967
smart
invested in mostly food for me
i need a job
watcha thinking about getting?
that way i can have an excuse to leave the house
I give you the title of shoe polisher
kewl
5o cents per customer
wow
spit shine only
much moneyz
You can make a lot in a month
could i work for you too?
no
Clean windows and shoot up herion
No both of you can start your own shoe polishing stand
healthy competition
I'll charge 49 cents per customer
I’ll charge em $5 and theyll think i do a better job
Ok, try chimney sweeping
i'll charge 69 cents per customer
> i'll charge 69 cents per customer
@Memologist Ph.D. gr8 minds think alike
who tf has a chimney anymore
Chimney sweeping isn't that hard
I have 2
i dont have one
i know zero people who have a chimney
It's not
I burn wood
I have done it before
I need a chimney sweep
@Memologist Ph.D. where dya live? under a rock?
honestly i would consider being a salesman
> I burn wood
@CyberSpacePirate same. and its awesome too
Thank god I was shinny
hwat
Ye
I don't know anyone with a chimney either.
nohting😂