Message from @transience

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2017-08-23 13:00:50 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ-XcWCDfmE ** 6TF GPU. 12GB of GDDR5 Memory. 326GB/s of Memory Bandwidth **

2017-08-23 14:52:59 UTC  
2017-08-23 16:16:35 UTC  

Why the fuck is it allowed to sell more tickets than seats?

2017-08-23 16:23:50 UTC  

Because often all the seats are not filled

2017-08-23 16:24:00 UTC  

Same goes for airlines <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-08-23 16:25:57 UTC  

nothing wrong with overbooking events

2017-08-23 16:26:11 UTC  

also tfw my desk job at this mom and pop company of 5 people

2017-08-23 16:26:51 UTC  

none of which are tech literate, so all I do is watch porno on a private tab

2017-08-23 16:26:54 UTC  

and make listings

2017-08-23 16:27:45 UTC  

with no stress because they're already profitable doing wholesale

2017-08-23 16:46:09 UTC  

rip <:firedoge:348823405966917632>

2017-08-23 17:01:54 UTC  

samsung has even worse keynote than google

2017-08-23 17:01:57 UTC  

how is this possible

2017-08-23 17:02:33 UTC  

this is so fucking awkward

2017-08-23 17:05:37 UTC  

this guy looks so fucking faded

2017-08-23 17:06:07 UTC  

holy shit this keynote is so autistic

2017-08-23 17:06:41 UTC  

this is so autistic

2017-08-23 17:07:13 UTC  

I've watched it for 30 seconds and im like what the actual fuck is this meant to be

2017-08-23 17:07:18 UTC  

what are they even meant to be showcasing

2017-08-23 17:07:25 UTC  

note 8

2017-08-23 17:07:51 UTC  

this is actually

2017-08-23 17:07:54 UTC  

fucking

2017-08-23 17:07:58 UTC  

terrible

2017-08-23 17:08:11 UTC  

remember the nokia keynote?

2017-08-23 17:08:22 UTC  

I think it might be even more autistic

2017-08-23 17:08:46 UTC  

im not sure if you go back you can see this guy talking like he would talk for 2 year old

2017-08-23 17:09:05 UTC  

at least the phone is nice

2017-08-23 17:09:20 UTC  

smaller battery than s8 plus

2017-08-23 17:09:31 UTC  

do people actualy care about autistic pen

2017-08-23 17:09:47 UTC  

I'm probably going for s9+ when my upgrade is due in 2018

2017-08-23 17:13:35 UTC  

what is this underage b& music

2017-08-23 17:13:46 UTC  

<:kms:327934280619655179>

2017-08-23 17:18:02 UTC  

wat has there alredy been a conference?

2017-08-23 17:18:26 UTC  

yes

2017-08-23 17:18:29 UTC  

like 2 hours ago

2017-08-23 17:18:38 UTC  

this stream is just re running it i think

2017-08-23 17:30:36 UTC  

fedora: do people actualy care about autistic pen <- <:FeelsGladMan:313357656784109568> makes you look like a top businessman

2017-08-23 17:31:44 UTC  

>sit on train >qt sits down next to you >get note 8 out >write note "make that 2 million deal today" >underscore twice >put phone away <:FeelsGladMan:313357656784109568>

2017-08-23 17:34:51 UTC  

>be me qt
>go sit in train next to this fat neckbeard
>autisticly tries to pull note 8 from pocket with manlet hands
>pulls spen and drops it to floor
>tries to find it and drops his fedora
>starts shaking and finaly takes pen to his hand
>writes "make that 2 million deal today"
>tries to underscore but shaking too hard so he overscores
>"left cat on oven got to go"
>autistily virgin walks away dropping his fedora