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Ik..

Do i get a pardon for being drunk?

I wish it worked that way

just don't drink

Not a good idea to be on the internet while intoxicated.

not a good idea to be intoxicated in general

wise words from yoda

@KingZapapple great idea get more hammered

don't drink bro yo

> Not a good idea to be on the internet while intoxicated.
@MrAconite
Im scottish good sir it is my right

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oh

carry on

Yes scotts know how to drink

but not as good as us latinos

I drink better than y'all
'cause water is friggin delicious

Alcohol is for bums

> but not as good as us latinos
@ElCalafate
Scots invented drinking laddy

Straight edge gang represent

no no... I think you're thinking of the Irish mate

I prefer my beer in root form thank you

^

Root beer is leagues better than actual beer prove me wrong

> no no... I think you're thinking of the Irish mate
@ElCalafate
My middle name is litteraly the word Irish no lie

Are you irish?

LordDummyThicc Irish Goat?
interesting name...

Ironically not much

Do you live in Scotland?

Nah m8te

Then I shall not spare thee peasant

Dummy thicc goat is an alcoholic

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Only slightly

It happens to all of us

https://tenor.com/view/funny-drunk-beer-smashed-gif-15671630

slighty...

as shown above

Me

it happened to me when I hit my quarter life crisis at 23

quarter life crisis at 23?
geez, planing on living to 92?