Santa is as real as joe Biden’s ability to form a logical sentence

Hairy legs

we should have some more requirements for U.S. President, like being capable of conscious thought, forming complete sentences, and a short term memory longer than three seconds. Who agrees?

Learned about roaches

> Hairy legs
@ven i got hairy legs

that turn

blonde

Rub them in the sun

in

the

sun

and the kids

I got hairy legs as well maybe me and Biden can rub each others legs

Roaches in the pool

ewwwww

🪳

this thing?

in the pool

and I know about roaches

eww

Took the chain that runs across the deep end

i got roachphobia

cmon man

Ha baby

I got hairy legs
Hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun, in the sun
Come rub my legs, from the morning, until the day is done, until the day is done
I got hairy legs (Yeah)
That's right, you heard what I said, you heard what I said
I got hairy legs (Yeah man)
What's the hair, come back up again [?]
I'm only the guy with the best chance to win

> I got hairy legs
> Hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun, in the sun
> Come rub my legs, from the morning, until the day is done, until the day is done
> I got hairy legs (Yeah)
> That's right, you heard what I said, you heard what I said
> I got hairy legs (Yeah man)
> What's the hair, come back up again [?]
> I'm only the guy with the best chance to win
@Suspected Kyle that's from schmoyoho?

> @Suspected Kyle that's from schmoyoho?
@makki idk

> @makki idk
@Suspected Kyle thats him

Just because they're nearly invincible and can fly doesn't mean they are scary

no... Gregory brothers

> Just because they're nearly invincible and can fly doesn't mean they are scary
@SpaceDandyJoestarGG they are lmao

to me

i got bit by a cockroach once

never again

😦

Eww

> @SpaceDandyJoestarGG they are lmao
@makki roaches ?

Roaches have fucking wings this is how you know God hates us

> @makki roaches ?
@Suspected Kyle ehh

I live in Texas so roaches are just something you get used to

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