I'm sweating right now I got the MEAT SWEATS

Also all women are queens

Me and my dad are gonna smoke our turkey this year

same but im a skinny kid who looks like hes been on crack since 3... its not like i don't eat... i eat alot

I’m looking forward to cheesy potatoes, green bean casserole and turkey 🤤

Wait do women even exist?

I just want the turkey, the stuffing, gravy,ham,and pumpkin pie

God you made dishwashers right?

@SpaceDandyJoestarGG Why do you question me?

All of it is so good

mashed potatoes gravy turkey cranberries pumpkin pie crescent rolls green beans honey baked ham

God you made spiders, Chimps, and more I question you a lot

What kind of god makes Wasp

God made Rosie O’Donnell

...

Is it just me or are mashed potatoes the best part of thanksgiving?

God did make Rosie

I am having Venison for Thanksgiving

OH MY GOD HITLER

God made Hillary

GoD eViL

And he loves them just as much as he loves us

We just don’t understand

His love

God made mosquitoes

He loves us despite us

God made bacon so I forgive him

I bet even Gordon Ramsay burns a risotto now and then.

@SpaceDandyJoestarGG I yeet all bad people in Hell

God made weeaboos

God also made bats to eat the mosquitoes

Have me over

There should be a mosquito genocide, mosquitoes are a species that needs to go extinct

@Smitty good good love you bro

God made furries

i take turkey and ham put it on a roll with butter slap some taters on there and dip it in gravy

@VulpesVulpes I will invite you to Heaven

@Max4Z god made you

Ew

God made max

Mmm yummy