Alcohol tastes like SHIT

I'd be pissed if I couldn't drive my car at any time

@Mcgoober facts

||I'm Christian and I already know I don't think I can wait till marriage <:KEK:726877368601411624>||

Metal is better than alcohol

Sweet tea is the only acceptable beverage

yes

and lemonade

Half and half*

yes

yes

Anyone who says otherwise is a filthy yankee or a foreigner

@Mcgoober What about water lol

Water is ok

water is multi purpose

yes

Yes, I would like proudly announce I am a Yankee

water; sweet tea; lemonade; and milk

I like hand crafted soft drinks

like the kind the Saranac company makes

ah

those are good

the South has its perks

Hello there

yes

but I much prefer living up here

@Triple Sounds healthy lol

I prefer the blistering cold to the sweltering heat of the Deep South

The only thing i dont like down here is the heat<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

@Triple The south isn't as hot as people make it out to be

and one of my favorite breakfast dishes is Southern

grits

105 degrees with like 85% humidity<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247> <:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247> <:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

yeah uh ^

last time I was in Alabama

it was 95 degrees

@Triple I hate grits but I live in the south lol

with 99% humidity

Ye

humidity is the problem

I mean