Message from @Joseph

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2020-11-25 19:50:48 UTC  

Southern Jesus understands.

2020-11-25 19:51:36 UTC  

Ofc he does

2020-11-25 19:51:38 UTC  

We the people must rise against atheism. lol jk 🙏🏻

2020-11-25 19:52:23 UTC  

Indeed jesus who i didn't believe in but now i do because ur a cowboy

2020-11-25 19:52:37 UTC  

Amen to that

2020-11-25 19:52:37 UTC  

Yeehaw, you sinner.

2020-11-25 19:52:41 UTC  

🤠
🙏🏻

2020-11-25 19:56:34 UTC  

Oh wow

2020-11-25 19:56:38 UTC  

We have a ton of confederates

2020-11-25 19:56:45 UTC  

Everyone got your toilet paper stocked up?

2020-11-25 19:56:49 UTC  

no

2020-11-25 19:56:52 UTC  

I trust in Jesus

2020-11-25 19:57:01 UTC  

I will not waste my money

2020-11-25 19:57:07 UTC  

Toilet paper? Nah, I use REAL paper!

2020-11-25 19:57:13 UTC  

<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

2020-11-25 19:57:16 UTC  

Trees

2020-11-25 19:57:29 UTC  

How's civil war II?

2020-11-25 19:57:43 UTC  

I went to cvs last week, the receipt should last me until next September

2020-11-25 19:58:12 UTC  

Southern Jesus blesses you with free toilet paper from the heavens.

2020-11-25 19:58:14 UTC  

It's the weird Southern thing, were they are more loyal to their states than the whole nation

2020-11-25 19:58:17 UTC  

Even we have to wipe our ass.

2020-11-25 19:58:43 UTC  

I feel like that's disrespect to the true Lord and Saviour

2020-11-25 19:58:49 UTC  

Wait... who the hell brought toilet paper to heaven?

2020-11-25 19:58:51 UTC  

Lord Jesus Christ

2020-11-25 19:59:10 UTC  

Someone brought it with him when they died.

2020-11-25 19:59:13 UTC  

🙏🏻

2020-11-25 19:59:18 UTC  

🤦‍♂️

2020-11-25 19:59:19 UTC  

There better be toilet paper in heaven

2020-11-25 19:59:19 UTC  

Kill me

2020-11-25 19:59:25 UTC  

🔫

2020-11-25 19:59:28 UTC  

Unless you don't gotta do that in the afterlife

2020-11-25 19:59:32 UTC  

So

2020-11-25 19:59:33 UTC  

Uh

2020-11-25 19:59:42 UTC  

You guys confederates?

2020-11-25 19:59:53 UTC  

I'm American. <:AmericanFlag:720120797837918288>

2020-11-25 20:00:01 UTC  

Last time I checked, no, I did not serve in the Confederacy.

2020-11-25 20:00:06 UTC  

There's no confederates, it's 2020

2020-11-25 20:00:08 UTC  

Nor am I a Confederate citizen.

2020-11-25 20:00:08 UTC  

Do you support it

2020-11-25 20:00:16 UTC  

The Confederacy?

2020-11-25 20:00:16 UTC  

Sadly no:(