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Agreed, but it was satisfying XD

That’s kind of the point

Green stuff doesn’t burn easy

But brown stuff does

So all that golden brown grass in the hills around LA

One stray firework and fwoosh, new wildfire

Yea what I picture when someone says California is the tan rolling hills full of dead grass

Illegal fireworks are illegal for a reason in California

But it turns out the 4th wasn't what we needed to worry about

That’s one of the few restrictions I’m completely behind

it was the *gender reveals*

Bum bum bum

Damn those kids and their being born

And their parents for being idiots

My favorite part of 2020 so far has been how gen Z has turned every awful thing into a meme

Awful stuff is funny

You know what they say, smile darn ya smile

On December 32 2020

ah yes my favorite day

One more day of 2020, hell no.

What. You thought 2020 was going to end?

What, you chicken?

*Glares* No one calls me chicken.

My pet frog gettin THICC

Then strap yourself in and get ready to face the final boss

whatever that will be

Is it the fuck white people person?

lol IDK, maybe

I’d be down for a never ending December

you say that now

I get Ragnarok and I can keep up my Christmas decorations eternally

What’s not to love

but imagine Groundhog day but it's the entire last month of 2020

I'm looking forward to Christmas more than I ever have.

Except perhaps the world serpent eating me

eh

I'd be fine with that as long as it didn't hurt too much

Oh it will

It’s eating you whole

So you get to bathe in stomach acid