Message from @Mcgoober
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Lol
I felt like a dward at an elven feast
Dwarf
They had like lettuce leaves as an appetizer
My discord tweakin
And im looking at it like "wtf where's the food"
How tall are you ?
Why
3’11
I'm like 6 ft ish
@Mcgoober you said you felt like a dwarf lol
Ya
U ever seen lord of the rings
Short isnt what i meant lol
So 5'8
Actually 5'4 bucko
Isn’t average height like 5’9?
Yeah
I always thought dwarf was short and wide lol
Average is 5'9? Pain
I never seen lord of the rings though lol
There was a scene in lord of the rings where a buncha dwarves had to eat elf food
And it was like a lettuce leaf
And dwarves are not vegan
Okay I'm going to picture you as short and stocky lol
Short and Skinny
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I'm not a dwarf :(
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What is considered dwarf?
Like
4'11
I think
<:PepeGunRob:781190574375436319>
What about
3’11???
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With 2 standard deviations
My sis is actually 4’11
They come short and wide