Sports is like watching snails mate, pointless and takes too long.

yes i love baseball too

I lost all my baby teeth to a baseball<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

ouch

I got hit in the head with a bat

Gamers are one step above people who watch sports because at least we're doing something

thought you liked it slow

I liked watching ping pong a lot at one point

Hit me in the side of the face when i was like 9 and pop went all my teeth lol

I haven't gotten into sports

what me to hit you again?

And badminton

i used to play badminton

fun sport

Wtf is that

posh tennis

Badminton was my favorite through high school

tennis witha paper air plane

The only sport I would play is baseball with grenades

football?

i got hit in opposite cheeks by a soccer ball than a football in the same day

the kind with a brown ball yes

imagine calling football soccer...

My name will be sports master

i used to figure skate too

Football is for beefcakes

Hiking is the passtime of real men

never played football competitively

want to ruin your brain?
GREAT! play football

Beef cakes with injured brains

fourwheeling is a sport

Whoever invented golf as a sport needs to be euthanized if they're not already dead

i mean
that explains kaepernick though...

wow

i think i found a sport i like

how dare you insult president cheeto

i got a sport for you all, cheese rolling.

Golf ia fucking awful

Golf is for rich old bastards

I love the sport of competive eating
also seeing who can get away with manslaughter

Golf is pretty fun, just imagine a small little ball going fast enough to scramble brains. Now that's a deadly sport I'd love to play.