mind if i be the big spoon

Thats homophobic

my cat just rejected me

If your not gay your homophobic

you have to say no homo

Ho nomo

Ho homo

Yo

What hentai is that name from?

see even my cat thats a girl doesnt like me

*slow clap*

Probs should have put that in dad jokes

Yeah, and thats the last time my wife, daughter, and girlfriend ever ask ke for presents

All u gotta do to get a gf is quit school and get a job so that u have money for her to spend

F

i am home schooled

I was

Until I quit

And got a job

and i live in rural pa

Gf is the next step

I was home schooled for 10+ years

Now im in public school

Never learned anything past 8th grade

miles away from a girl that doesnt know me

Were you amish?

I'm smarter than most ppl who went thru 12th

No

im a doctor

I was

Not

yo who wants to share a burrito a taco bell

I went to a highschool for performing arts. I was a creative writing major

im a doctor

a naturopathic doctor and can only practice in the UK

Practice? I guess you'll get it right some day

I live miles away from a girl that knows me

I saw a girl once

my problem is everyone knows me and has someone or doesnt want to date

Have you tried dating outside your species

thats a sin