HAH

the paper atleast

I need therapy just to get through christmas

Ok hot take

what else did reagan do?

Young pelosi, also hot

Hot cakes

@KittyTheBitty thank you!!!

oop

jk

How to get banned on twitter 101. Talk in rhyme and about FBI crime statistics

Everyone should have a good Christmas, it’s Christmas, a time of giving and cheer for everyone

well not every guy has a big tree

its not the size

its whats under it

I have three Christmas trees in different rooms

It’s not the size of the wallet

It’s how thiccc it is

can I just get a vaccine for christmas

I have to figure out what to get for my little cousins

that'd be great

Which depends on the size of a wallet

They’re so hard to buy presents for

check mate

It can be big but empty

which can be called thicc but empty

Thiccc with 💵

like most girls today, thicc, but without personality

@Max4Z that is dope

just saying

Shallow

Wait hold on

you either get thicc without personality, or thicc with D*ck

I’m the one talking about politicians physical beauty in their youth

Whoops

Carry on I guess

then you're finding yourself until you're 35-40 and dating game is over

is anyone here a programmer who is sick and tired of Youtube and the censorship bullshit?

I am deeply contemplating making an alternative that is censorship free

I was about to say “25”?

That’s rlly young to end dating