If only those tea sipping bastards didn’t bring it over here in the first place

This

yeah, would have avoided many issues

Still probably woulda been a civil war though<:KEK:726877368601411624>

It just woulda been less easy to completely discredit the south 150 years after it

prob.. except they would have claimed it was over minimum wage <:KEK:726877368601411624>

Don't act like that was because of the south

Idk what it q
Was because of

that was mostly because britain made it near impossible to import new slaves

Good work britbongs

put the royal navy to work stopping slave ships

yes, they spent a great deal of their GDP fighting slavery all over the world

best thing the British Empire ever did

At least we can come together to shit on europe

should we even call it Europe anymore?

Europistan

Airstrip 1

Europe seems like the testing grounds for whatever is about to happen to America

they try it out there first, then we get the same

The civil war also nearly started nearly 30 years earlier

can we invade canada now?

I want their fjords

Canada 51st state

Mega yankees

Canada is cucked

no thanks

Canada was a hub for rebel spies

it's a shame, many good lads in Canada too

but the cities took them over

Sorta like what's happening here<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

yeah.. and wtf happened to Australia and New Zealand?

the west is falling everywhere

I'm gonna run for president on the basis of kicking out every urban center from the country

And fix all problems

Thats a terrible plan

Do not care

and exactly the kind of economic policy I'd expect from a southerner

Economics is boring

how do you want to run an economy when you remove all economic centers

Print more money<:KEK:726877368601411624>

I'd rather live in a poor red country than a rich blue one