Message from @Michigan Man πŸ‚

Discord ID: 784299652710137869


2020-12-04 06:01:58 UTC  

This is my home country... Trust me, nothing to worry about here...

2020-12-04 06:02:05 UTC  

I am paying to feed someone's kids that are not mine

2020-12-04 06:02:17 UTC  

If I have to pay for them I should be able to claim them

2020-12-04 06:02:23 UTC  

I'm no lolbertarian but income tax is stupid

2020-12-04 06:02:25 UTC  

You're also paying for them to not have to try and do better for themselves

2020-12-04 06:02:40 UTC  

The only thing we should be paying for is for people who are disabled who cannot work and for wounded veterans that’s it

2020-12-04 06:03:07 UTC  

But not giving them free money is meeeeeaaaan

2020-12-04 06:03:27 UTC  

"If you give a man a fish you feed him for a day. If you teach him to fish you will feed him for the rest of his life.".

2020-12-04 06:03:38 UTC  

Too bad fishing is boring

2020-12-04 06:03:41 UTC  

I know I messed that up

2020-12-04 06:03:41 UTC  

Oh boo-hoo my parents both had to work two jobs to support us. I don’t want to hear it

2020-12-04 06:03:48 UTC  

ron swanson

2020-12-04 06:04:12 UTC  

That was the motto of the Peace Corps

2020-12-04 06:04:35 UTC  

My parents told us they refuse to get food stamps or any other government funding service because they believe that taking money from hard-working Americans was wrong

2020-12-04 06:05:31 UTC  

How do you have a commie aunt?

2020-12-04 06:05:57 UTC  

Because my commie aunt grew up in California while my parents grew up on a small farm in Michigan

2020-12-04 06:06:10 UTC  

OIC

2020-12-04 06:06:22 UTC  

I grew up in California. I am not a commie

2020-12-04 06:06:30 UTC  

I grew up in LA

2020-12-04 06:06:42 UTC  

I went into the Army after high school

2020-12-04 06:06:48 UTC  

She’s only related to me because she married my mom’s cousin that’s it

2020-12-04 06:07:16 UTC  

We had a banner on the wall of our barracks that said, "Kill a commie for Mommy.";.

2020-12-04 06:07:35 UTC  

The army turns people republican

2020-12-04 06:07:56 UTC  

There was a painting of an M-1 Abrams chasing a Russian bear.

2020-12-04 06:08:12 UTC  

Basically my aunts parents were teachers in the 1960s

2020-12-04 06:08:14 UTC  

I was raised Republican.

2020-12-04 06:08:52 UTC  

The icing on the cake is that my commie aunt is a third wave feminist

2020-12-04 06:09:03 UTC  

She married your Mom's cousin so she is a second cousin in law

2020-12-04 06:09:36 UTC  

I know that but we grew up very close so I just called her my aunt and till she started brainwashing me

2020-12-04 06:10:53 UTC  

I think it finally snapped me out of it was when she wanted me to burn an American flag and I was like didn’t people die for this I don’t feel comfortable doing that

2020-12-04 06:11:14 UTC  

You go bald or stick with the high’n’tight?

2020-12-04 06:11:24 UTC  

Did you see my essay in <#720450552416305254> ?

2020-12-04 06:11:33 UTC  

Crew cut

2020-12-04 06:11:43 UTC  

πŸ‘Œ

2020-12-04 06:12:52 UTC  

I do want to share some good news though my mom voted for Hillary in 2016 but voted trump in 2020 unfortunately my father voted for Trump in 2016 and voted for Biden in 2020 so I don’t know how to feel about that

2020-12-04 06:13:07 UTC  

<:Ben_Cringe:752572527120875520>

2020-12-04 06:13:58 UTC  

Oof-

2020-12-04 06:13:58 UTC  

My dad: Voter fraud is fake

My mom: keep telling yourself that.

2020-12-04 06:14:02 UTC  

That's + - news

2020-12-04 06:14:35 UTC  

Yeah that's the democrats and then my grandma is just like ArE yOu SuRe abOut tHaT?

2020-12-04 06:15:31 UTC  

My grandpa was watching the news about the riots and literally burst into tears crying while people were burning the American flag and my aunt was on Facebook going this is such a great expression of freedom of speech